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The cat in the cat costume. Currently doing 140 on the freeway throwing money out the window. The cops have been chasing him since the last bull run. They will not catch him.
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6'0" — 5'0" — 4'0" — 3'0" —
CASE FILE #0009
WANTED: GATTO
Alias: "The Toothpick." Species: cat. Disguise: also cat. Investigators admit this made him "basically impossible to profile."
Grand theft liquidity (12 counts)
Aggravated pumping in a school zone
Reckless endangerment of paper hands
Launching on pump.fun while actively being pursued
Knocking things off the table (unrelated, but on record)
Last seen headed downtown at sunset, two cruisers behind him, roughly one billion $GATTO bills airborne. Witnesses describe the suspect as "smug" and "honestly kind of inspiring."
REWARD: 1,000,000 $GATTO — payable in $GATTO — which is him
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KNOWN ASSOCIATES
THE COSTUME CREW
Four cats. Four costumes of cats. Zero explanations. Police lineups have been useless.
THE DRIVER
GATTO
"I didn't flee the scene. The scene fled me."
WHEELS: STOLENCHILL: 100%
THE BAG MAN
CHEDDAR
"Every orange cat shares one brain cell. Today I have it. We buy."
BAGS: HEAVYBRAIN: 1 CELL
THE MONEY GUY
GREENBACK
"I don't count the money. I weigh it. Out the window."
PRINTS: DAILYTAXES: NEVER
THE LOOKOUT
CAMO
"You can't see me. I'm in camouflage. Stop looking at me."
SEEN: NEVER**BY: COPS
DASHCAM EVIDENCE ✦ PURSUIT IN PROGRESS ✦ DO NOT ATTEMPT ✦ SERIOUSLY, DO ✦ DASHCAM EVIDENCE ✦ PURSUIT IN PROGRESS ✦ DO NOT ATTEMPT ✦ SERIOUSLY, DO ✦ DASHCAM EVIDENCE ✦ PURSUIT IN PROGRESS ✦ DO NOT ATTEMPT ✦ SERIOUSLY, DO ✦ DASHCAM EVIDENCE ✦ PURSUIT IN PROGRESS ✦ DO NOT ATTEMPT ✦ SERIOUSLY, DO ✦ DASHCAM EVIDENCE ✦ PURSUIT IN PROGRESS ✦ DO NOT ATTEMPT ✦ SERIOUSLY, DO ✦ DASHCAM EVIDENCE ✦ PURSUIT IN PROGRESS ✦ DO NOT ATTEMPT ✦ SERIOUSLY, DO ✦ DASHCAM EVIDENCE ✦ PURSUIT IN PROGRESS ✦ DO NOT ATTEMPT ✦ SERIOUSLY, DO ✦ DASHCAM EVIDENCE ✦ PURSUIT IN PROGRESS ✦ DO NOT ATTEMPT ✦ SERIOUSLY, DO ✦ DASHCAM EVIDENCE ✦ PURSUIT IN PROGRESS ✦ DO NOT ATTEMPT ✦ SERIOUSLY, DO ✦ DASHCAM EVIDENCE ✦ PURSUIT IN PROGRESS ✦ DO NOT ATTEMPT ✦ SERIOUSLY, DO ✦
EXHIBIT B: DASHCAM
GATTO GETAWAY
Jump the cruisers. Snag the bills. The longer you run, the harder they push. Nobody has been caught yet who didn't deserve it.
BILLS0BEST0HEAT1.0x
TAP TO RUN
SPACE, ↑ or tap to jump — hold it down for a longer hop.
BUSTED
No wallet. No sign-in. No rewards. Just a cat outrunning consequences.
This is the only real contract address. Anything else claiming to be $GATTO is an impostor in a cat costume costume.
HOW TO COP ✦ STEP 3 IS WAITING ✦ STEP 4 IS ALSO WAITING ✦ PATIENCE, KITTEN ✦ HOW TO COP ✦ STEP 3 IS WAITING ✦ STEP 4 IS ALSO WAITING ✦ PATIENCE, KITTEN ✦ HOW TO COP ✦ STEP 3 IS WAITING ✦ STEP 4 IS ALSO WAITING ✦ PATIENCE, KITTEN ✦ HOW TO COP ✦ STEP 3 IS WAITING ✦ STEP 4 IS ALSO WAITING ✦ PATIENCE, KITTEN ✦ HOW TO COP ✦ STEP 3 IS WAITING ✦ STEP 4 IS ALSO WAITING ✦ PATIENCE, KITTEN ✦ HOW TO COP ✦ STEP 3 IS WAITING ✦ STEP 4 IS ALSO WAITING ✦ PATIENCE, KITTEN ✦ HOW TO COP ✦ STEP 3 IS WAITING ✦ STEP 4 IS ALSO WAITING ✦ PATIENCE, KITTEN ✦ HOW TO COP ✦ STEP 3 IS WAITING ✦ STEP 4 IS ALSO WAITING ✦ PATIENCE, KITTEN ✦ HOW TO COP ✦ STEP 3 IS WAITING ✦ STEP 4 IS ALSO WAITING ✦ PATIENCE, KITTEN ✦ HOW TO COP ✦ STEP 3 IS WAITING ✦ STEP 4 IS ALSO WAITING ✦ PATIENCE, KITTEN ✦
GETAWAY MANUAL
HOW TO COP $GATTO
1
GET A WALLET
Any self-custody wallet. Name it something cool. Gatto named his "the stash."
2
LOAD THE GAS MONEY
Fund it and keep a little extra for fees. The chase burns fuel. So do you.
3
CHECK THE CA
Only ever use the address on this page. Anyone DMing you a different one is a raccoon with a marker.
4
POUNCE
Paste the CA into pump.fun, ape responsibly, land on your feet. That's the whole trick. Cats invented it.
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