Gatto — a smug cat in a cat costume, chewing a toothpick

$GATTO

The cat in the cat costume. Currently doing 140 on the freeway throwing money out the window. The cops have been chasing him since the last bull run. They will not catch him.

LIVE ON PUMP.FUN9 LIVES0 STOP LOSSES1 TOOTHPICK
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Gatto mugshot: unbothered, chewing a toothpick
CASE FILE #0009

WANTED: GATTO

Alias: "The Toothpick." Species: cat. Disguise: also cat. Investigators admit this made him "basically impossible to profile."

  • Grand theft liquidity (12 counts)
  • Aggravated pumping in a school zone
  • Reckless endangerment of paper hands
  • Launching on pump.fun while actively being pursued
  • Knocking things off the table (unrelated, but on record)

Last seen headed downtown at sunset, two cruisers behind him, roughly one billion $GATTO bills airborne. Witnesses describe the suspect as "smug" and "honestly kind of inspiring."

REWARD: 1,000,000 $GATTO — payable in $GATTO — which is him
KNOWN ASSOCIATES

THE COSTUME CREW

Four cats. Four costumes of cats. Zero explanations. Police lineups have been useless.

THE DRIVER Gatto in the classic grey cat costume

GATTO

"I didn't flee the scene. The scene fled me."

WHEELS: STOLENCHILL: 100%
THE BAG MAN Cheddar, the orange costume cat

CHEDDAR

"Every orange cat shares one brain cell. Today I have it. We buy."

BAGS: HEAVYBRAIN: 1 CELL
THE MONEY GUY Greenback, the green costume cat

GREENBACK

"I don't count the money. I weigh it. Out the window."

PRINTS: DAILYTAXES: NEVER
THE LOOKOUT Camo, the sage green costume cat

CAMO

"You can't see me. I'm in camouflage. Stop looking at me."

SEEN: NEVER**BY: COPS
EXHIBIT B: DASHCAM

GATTO GETAWAY

Jump the cruisers. Snag the bills. The longer you run, the harder they push. Nobody has been caught yet who didn't deserve it.

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TAP TO RUN
SPACE, ↑ or tap to jump — hold it down for a longer hop.

No wallet. No sign-in. No rewards. Just a cat outrunning consequences.

FORENSIC ACCOUNTING

GATTONOMICS

Audited by a cat. The cat was also the suspect. The audit passed.

1B

TOTAL SUPPLY

One billion $GATTO. One for every life, times a number he made up in the car.

0/0

TAXES

Zero buy, zero sell. The only thing Gatto refuses to steal from you.

BURNT

LIQUIDITY

LP torched on arrival — same as the getaway car. There were two getaway cars.

NONE

UTILITY

Absolutely none. Roadmap is a literal road, and he is speeding down it.

📄 CONTRACT ADDRESS
OPEN PUMP.FUN
This is the only real contract address. Anything else claiming to be $GATTO is an impostor in a cat costume costume.
GETAWAY MANUAL

HOW TO COP $GATTO

1

GET A WALLET

Any self-custody wallet. Name it something cool. Gatto named his "the stash."

2

LOAD THE GAS MONEY

Fund it and keep a little extra for fees. The chase burns fuel. So do you.

3

CHECK THE CA

Only ever use the address on this page. Anyone DMing you a different one is a raccoon with a marker.

4

POUNCE

Paste the CA into pump.fun, ape responsibly, land on your feet. That's the whole trick. Cats invented it.